Wednesday, July 18, 2007

 

Which LOLCAT Are You?

Probably the lamest thing I've ever blogged. But... I loved it.



Your Score: Sad Cookie Cat


71 % Affection, 50 % Excitability , 55 % Hunger




You are the classic Shakespearian tragedy of the lolcat universe. The sad story of a baking a cookie, succumbing to gluttony, and in turn consuming the very cookie that was to be offered. Bad grammar ensues.




Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments:
it's the mark of true sophistication, you know. primitive are they who blog exclusively clever content.
 
But which cat are you!? That's what I really want know.
 
51% Affectionate, 39% Excitable, 24% Hungry

Protector of truth.

Slayer of darkness.

Loooooong.

Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.

It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.

Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.

BE GRATEFUL THAT I DON"T SET THE SPOTTED FEVER TICK ON YOU YOU FINKY FELINE!!!!
 
Aw, cool. Everyone needs a looooong cat in their lives.
 
well as you know, there is nothing feline in my nature. i simply cannot cultivate aloof. i'm a lost cause like that ;-)the best i've come up with is post its to remind me not to spindle my time on certain individuals.
 
We're so alike it's unreal. I too am Sad Cookie Cat!!

I know, I know, and yes you may.
 
Time to bake two cookies...

Did you also do the Dating Persona test? I, bored out of my mind, innocently did; the result was completely mortifying.
 
I have to say I've done nearly every okcupid test going. I'm 75%slut (formely 82% but I mellowed) and my dating persona is Ghenghis Khunt.... what are you?
 
I can't bring myself to say...
 
hmmm.

i did the dating persona test.

i really imagined this was going to be rubbishy, but actually it's not altogether off base (fancy that).

The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

Your exact female opposite:
The Playstation

Random Gentle Sex Master

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction.

You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy (RGSM), The Loverboy (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Manchild (RBLD)
 
Ooh! Very interesting...
 
That's hysterical. I got longcat, same as Michelle.
 
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