Friday, May 25, 2007

 

Bastard.

Umm...
Congratulations and welcome. You have entered a site designed by bastards, for bastards, in a spirit of unapologetic bastardy.

If you suspect that you are not a bastard, careful questioning of your mother may reveal that you actually are. If not, I confer upon you the title of honorary bastard for finding this site.
I'm not easily confused and not easily amused, but Christophe the Insultor, Archbastard manages both - whilst not managing to insult, alas. Time to open up the insultesaurus for his bastard guest book, though?

Comments:
i've always been rather fond of "bastard" it just blends so well with so many adjectives:

diabolical, evil, filthy, stupid, maniacal, egotistical, crass, narcissistic.

and of course effing.

wow. i should start my own insultor website.
 
Oh you useless man, update I tell you... update.

There's generally little point in using an intersting adjective with "bastard".Invariably the insultee won't hear you or know what said adjective means so one inevitably ends up screaming "you're a fucking bastard, that's what". Nice and simple.
 
the things you stumble upon, tommy tom.
 
I have been thinking you a lot with such things that are going on over there. I am feeling this need to come over and check on you again. Perhaps one day I will be able to do that.
 
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