Friday, October 20, 2006

 

If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me

On coming ashore, plastered in mud and wearing only a red beret and a pair of flippers, he was confronted by a party of armed Cubans. Mustering as much authority as he could in the circumstances, he informed the group that they were trespassing on British sovereign territory and were surrounded.

The following morning, when the Royal Marines arrived to rescue him they were astonished to find him and his radio operator in a clearing standing guard over the Cubans and a pile of surrendered weapons. He was appointed OBE.

Quite a guy, John Pine-Coffin.


Comments:
He was a true expert on how to "Bluff in the buff"
 
Nicely put cp - that would have made a better title than the one I chose!
 
What wood was his coffin made of?
 
Yes - his surname sounds like a spoof, does it not?
 
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